Programmed for Laughs by Matt Chapman

Author:Matt Chapman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon Spotlight
Published: 2020-09-22T00:00:00+00:00

Did you hear about the website that went on a terrible vacation?

It couldn’t wait to get homepage.

Why did the computer get glasses?

To improve its website!

Did you hear about the sad website?

It’s been down all day.

Why did the lonely kid keep taking people’s headphones?

She was hoping to find an earbud.

How did the smartphone get upstairs by itself?

It used its GPScalator.

What does a smartphone do when it needs to wake up really fast?

It drinks a GPSpresso.

Why do driverless vehicles make such good getaway cars?

They always make their GPScape.

Why did it keep raining on the computer programmer?

She was doing some cloud computing.

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